How to Train Your Dragon and Avatar Abductions!

A Nightmare on Elm Street
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If you haven’t tuned in to the MovieSucktastic podcast lately, you might want to check out the latest episode. There have been a lot of changes to the show format in the past few months, but the latest change was something that nobody could have predicted.

It turns out that MovieSucktastic co-host Joey has been abducted by what appears to be a militant faction of Avatar fanatics. While no responsibility has been claimed and no demands or intentions have been made, the audio of Joey’s last known phone message on his way to record the latest episode (he never arrived) is damning evidence in itself that these Avatar-obsessed hooligans have taken Joey hostage in retaliation for past antiAvatar reviews posted by his fellow MovieSucktastic co-host, Scott Wilson.

With Joey’s fate uncertain, Scott does his best to keep the show going, promising to keep the audience updated on the situation. In the meantime, Scott takes the time to go over the success of A Nightmare on Elm Street in the weekend box office results, shamelessly promotes his book (Monster Rally, available on Amazon.com), and channels the spiritual energy of Glenn Beck for a very special Right-Wing Review of the pro-terrorist anti-American animated feature How to Train Your Dragon.

You’re going to regret it if you don’t keep up with the latest happenings at MovieSucktastic, either through iTunesPodcast AlleyPodcast.com or MovieSucktastic.com. Because this summer, things are going to Suck a whole lot more.

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